Definition of Metallurgist

Issued at 2020-09-22

A Pseudo Scientist, who uses undetermined suppositions, indefinite theories, and inexpressible hypotheses; which are based on unreliable information, uncertain quantities, and invomplete data; derived from non-reproducible experiments and incomplete investigations; using equipment and instruments of questionable accuracy, to arrive at time, tenative, cloudy, abstruse, and non-committed conclusions prefaced by the phase, "IT DEPENDS" or "IT SUGGEST".  :-)